Holy Sh*t

I swear I am not making this up.

Joey has only been gone a few hours and all hell has broken loose around here.
There is water backed up in both bath tubs and the master shower. Neither toilet will flush right and it seem this has somehow caused the basement to flood. There is also a nice water bubble formed over the tub in the master bathroom. Since there are no pipes in the ceiling there that means only one thing-the roof is leaking.
Of course I should have known how my evening was going to play out when the dog puked not once, not twice, but three times on the living room carpet. YooHoo! Good times I tell ya!
Did I forget to mention Marcus is almost doubled over with a stomach ache?